suave • she/they • age 125despite appearances, suave is a spacenoid.
don't worry too much about what exactly a spacenoid is*, all you need to know is that she's very protective of the space rats residing on her deep space cargo ship.
and you might be wondering where all these 'sprats' came from exactly? well, all sorts of places. the teleportation tech onboard can be a little finicky. when you were transported through it to board the shuttle—okay, fine. VERY finicky. no other way to say it:
you're a sprat now.
so until it's fixed and we get you all transformed back to normal, the commander has made it their mission to provide an enriching experience through various ventures to different dimensions, just for you.secure your tails and some of those peanuts that are just laying around for some reason, and enjoy your stay..!


*oh, you really want to know..?a̴̠̋̀̔r̵̓̓͜͠e̵̦̎ ̴̼͔̽y̸̠̽͗o̶̲̣̕u̸̠͑͒ ̵͍̠̯̐͋̇s̴͚̯̄̓̚ͅu̶͙͖̯͋ŕ̶̭̤̫͊ė̸͈͙͇͘.̴͈̦̌̃.?̴͙͔̇̚//COMING/2025//